Congratulations! You have been given something that you won’t soon forget. This really is something. There’s something in it for you. At least this is something to talk about. It’s Something that will remind you just how much I care. You have been looking your whole life for something different.
I think you’re on to Something.
Something is better than nothing.
I got you a little Something.
This is Something you’ll never forget!
Creative, Humorous, Memorable gag gift!!